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So, I've been getting all sorts of telegrams from our readers, which begs the question: what service are they using?!

Anyway, life is still good. Been with the same lady for almost 6 months now and got a new car! A sweet 2009 Hyundai Accent. I got a good deal with very few catches. Thankfully, I don't want to have kids because as soon as I do, they will be turned over to Hyundai.

And, lastly, I'm sure Jesse will delight us with her "bow and arrow" story. All I'll say is that it involves a bow, an arrow, three apples, very nice slacks and a mudslide.

Yes

So, the new digs, the new place, it's all good. I've been getting a lot of faxes recently from our fans, which is strange because I don't have a fax machine and had to go to FedEx Kinko's to get them.

Life is good at the moment, and I'm sure it will continue to be. That's my update, you all know the fax number at FedEx if you want to reach me.

Oh, yeah and I am sure Jesse will explain why she is such a huge supporter of jazzercising in her next post.

Reports in except for placement

I totally blogged about it. That just happened.

Onto

So, I've been getting tons of email from our fans wondering what the deal is with my job. Which is odd since our fans don't work with me, so I'm curious how they found out so quickly.

Irregardless, yes it is true, I have accepted a position with another company and have filed my two week notice with Yahoo!. It's a bittersweet time for me, but it's high time I get on board with a company on the rise.

In summary, fans, you may stop emailing me incessantly about my job situation, and now we can focus on Jesse's "Straw Hat" incident. I'll let her tell it, but let me assure you, you will never see this ending coming.

Lindsay, apologies for not going for drinks with you the other day. I sould have my larynx crushed for that one. Hope you enjoyed meeting the team.

Burn It

So, some highlights from the Triage Council's 15th Annual Meeting:

"I would club a baby seal..."
"I would then rape it."

-Flowers for L-Wang- Not a good plan unless you've really screwed up or she's dead. If she's dead, a nice card is a close second.

Martinis can be made super dirty.

The jacket still has not and never will be washed.

Please add as necessary.

Throwing it out there

I have not fulfilled my 1 drink minimum to blog but since I forsee myself drinking tonight I will bend the rules. I want to blog about how diligently Jesse is working right now. I can see her since she sits in front of me and if I were here keyboard, I would hurt.

Story for the ages

This one time, I went to the store with my friend and we each bought red cardigans for fun. Once we purchased the cardigans, we went to Fred Meyer, a neighborhood grocery and clothing good store to browse their Christmas inventory. They had very nice products that shined brightly in the florescent lights that beamed through their wide overstuffed isles. We decided to add a hint of flair to our newly purchased red cardigans for the Holiday with some generic A&C (arts & crafts) material such as beautiful red, green and magical gold glitter. Esthetically, I would compare our new bedazzled red cardigans to a majestic rainbow colored baby unicorn prancing freely through the jungles of Cuba. Yes, it is that beautiful. You can see it in the photos that my friend took of me bedazzling, it was fun, and I will do it again soon.