Friday, December 19, 2008

Burn It

So, some highlights from the Triage Council's 15th Annual Meeting:

"I would club a baby seal..."
"I would then rape it."

-Flowers for L-Wang- Not a good plan unless you've really screwed up or she's dead. If she's dead, a nice card is a close second.

Martinis can be made super dirty.

The jacket still has not and never will be washed.

Please add as necessary.

1 comment:

Jesse said...

I am violating blog rules for the one drink minimum, however i am in bed with a 101 fever so I think that I am loopy enough to blog. I have not visited our blog in weeks, I should be punched in the face for that at our next council meeting. This last post was a solid recap of meeting notes. Next meeting in two weeks perhaps? Conference Room DG?