Burn It

So, some highlights from the Triage Council's 15th Annual Meeting:

"I would club a baby seal..."
"I would then rape it."

-Flowers for L-Wang- Not a good plan unless you've really screwed up or she's dead. If she's dead, a nice card is a close second.

Martinis can be made super dirty.

The jacket still has not and never will be washed.

Please add as necessary.

Throwing it out there

I have not fulfilled my 1 drink minimum to blog but since I forsee myself drinking tonight I will bend the rules. I want to blog about how diligently Jesse is working right now. I can see her since she sits in front of me and if I were here keyboard, I would hurt.

Story for the ages

This one time, I went to the store with my friend and we each bought red cardigans for fun. Once we purchased the cardigans, we went to Fred Meyer, a neighborhood grocery and clothing good store to browse their Christmas inventory. They had very nice products that shined brightly in the florescent lights that beamed through their wide overstuffed isles. We decided to add a hint of flair to our newly purchased red cardigans for the Holiday with some generic A&C (arts & crafts) material such as beautiful red, green and magical gold glitter. Esthetically, I would compare our new bedazzled red cardigans to a majestic rainbow colored baby unicorn prancing freely through the jungles of Cuba. Yes, it is that beautiful. You can see it in the photos that my friend took of me bedazzling, it was fun, and I will do it again soon.

Lindsay is now out of control

L-wang is now out of control. She is about to glitter the cat (Felix). She has already glittered everything in the house, including the TV, dining room chairs, several towels and the pizza guy. I am not kidding. The snowmen and stars on the sweaters was a good touch. Glittering is life, the rest is just details.

Glitter + Wine = the new PB+J

This is either hilarious or we're idiots, but I am now live blogging the great Sweater Glittering of '08. L-Wang has officially taken over my glittering responsibilities since I am retarded and she apparently has a degree in A&C ("Arts and Crafts" to the lay person).

Lindsay and I went to the store and bought lots of glitter and some fun holiday wear. This is Lindsay in her sweater "pre-glitter" - "post-wine".

This is Lwang blogging as Jwang

I like glitter, it is pretty and bright.

DONUTS

Ok people, enough with your emails. Seriously, we have jobs and I am not a donut making machine. Here is the holiday donut recipe to bring to your family Hanukkah and Christmas gathering:

- 2 eggs
- 3 cups whiskey
- 1/3 cup flour
- 8 pints scotch

bake at 350 degrees for 2-3 minutes. Serve while hot.

10

So, I finally finished reading through all the emails that asked for more info on the reunion. I have decided to give the fans what they are asking for(in this case it's info on the reunion and not Jesse's killer donut recipe, although that one is gaining good ground).

I dropped the LA card like it was hot, literally. Most of the people were married with kids or working a basic job and staying in Saratoga. Me? "Yeah, I live in LA now and I have an agent." Hey, popular girls? With your husbands and children and fulfilling life, how you like me now? I'm living in LA and partying every weekend. What's that? Yes it's fulfilling!!

There were several people that apparently started eating the day after graduation and never stopped until the night of the reunion. Barely recognizable, these people were likely candidates for diabetes, heart attacks and expensive hooker habits.

I drank all night long and returned home without getting sick. It was quite the night. I and one other person made it past Boston after high school/college. I rule. Hard.

So, now, Jesse, the donut recipe?

Our fans are demanding more stories about the 10 year reunion

We've been bombarded with emails from our fan base asking to hear more from Mr. Yates about the 10 year reunion and how many autographs you signed.

L-Wang signs at least 10 every time she comes to the office. on a slow day.