If I had my way...

I want to blog about the fact that it is cold outside and I don't like it. My second wish if a genie gave me three wishes would be that Wal-Mart would create a Raspberry Frost pleather vest that I can wear that has utility slips in the lapel to place heatwarmers in. This would a.) keep me cozy and warm. b) make me very popular among my comrades. c) allow my arms to be free to blog all day long.